You thought I was kidding about the server-side scripting idea. So did I, until I found this web-based dialectizer. I have no idea if it's implemented in Python, but my company's home page is funny as hell in Pig Latin. Unfortunately, source code does not appear to be available.
This site has more on Roman numerals, including a fascinating history of how Romans and other civilizations really used them (short answer: haphazardly and inconsistently).